Dear Holly,

When I heard that I was your original love, I had to write you to tell you that I feel the same. When you and your nerdy friends would spend hours and weekends posing me and my star wars pals and then take pictures of the "scene", I could feel the heat between us. I knew our love could never be, but sometimes, I have to admit, I wish you could be replicated like me so that we could pose together forever.

Your plastic prince,

Luke