Or, here's another option:

"Set along San Francisco’s historic waterfront, Teatro ZinZanni is a bewitching evening of European Cabaret and Cirque, Divas and Madmen, Spectacle and Sensuality with Live Music and a Gourmet Five-Course Dinner – set in the nightclub of your dreams!"

Tickets are $140!!!! Ouch, but would definately be a night to remember...go to http://love.zinzanni.org/show.htm.

I looked up reviews of this and people really do love it...Here's what one reviewer wrote...

Truly a unique SF (and Seattle) experience. The show is genius and very entertaining and highly amusing. There are discount tickets on http://Goldstar.com or Travelzoo for $78+fees, instead of buying it at the regular price of $116+fees. Most acrobats are from Cirque Du Soilel and the other performers are international award winners as well. The five course meal is average. If your dinner is for a special occasion, make sure to tell your host or server, so the celebrant can be picked to participate in the show!

So, if this looks like something we'd like to do, I'll go to goldstar and try to get cheap tix. :)