Amanda, clean up your toys right now or Mama's taking off your pants.

Ah, parenting! I guess we gotta do what we gotta do!

Here's an excerpt from dinner last night (not a proud parenting moment)..."Wylie, if you eat your pancakes you'll get a dessert." Um...shouldn't a pancake qualify as a dessert???? What the crap am I doing feeding him pancakes for dinner? I'm owning up to the fact that my son is going to be 300lbs and part of the jackass brigade!